WOAH - it's not a JOKE this time???

Ever since kindergarten I've gotten that STUPID joke played on me ... it goes as follows:

Random idiot: Hey, girl, this guy over here, he really likes you! He wants to get wit you

Me (in my annoyed, get out of my face voice): Whatever. I don't date.

or

Me: You're not that lucky and I'M not that desperate


well TODAY ... that same thing happened ... it went as follows:

Sister: Hey, girl, this guy wants to get wit you. You see, he's my brother, and he really likes you. (I roll my eyes) No, fo real. He sweatin' you. (WHO SAYS THAT?!?!)

Me: No thank you. I don't date.

I proceed to walk away, thinking i escaped yet another lame joke that hasn't gotten any unlamer since kindergarten. As I'm walking way, I hear in the background and can't help but laugh with pity/a feeling of sympathy for the kid:

Kid (freshman age): See, I told you she didn't like me like that.

The sister (sophmore, maybe?): Don't sweat it. She don't deserve you no way.


WHAT?!?! He was for real?!?!?!

*laughs hysterically*

WOW ... unbelievable!

Who woulda thunk it?

MonicaDee broke a kid's heart today :-(

MonicaDee